Wednesday, December 13, 2006

The 2006 Honors Program Christmas Party















Dr. Kluthe meets Santa Claus and tells him "Oh, BALDERDASH!"

















Tyler and Jennifer -- Second Cutest Couple


















Mr. and Mrs. Honors Program! --- J.J. and Bryan















The Heathers share a Christmas moment. Get a room you two!

















Shannan, Ciara, and Gloria smile real purdy!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Jim Spena Needs Actors For His Honors Program Movie

We asked our own budding cinematic genius, Jim Spena, to create an Honors Program film that we can post on our website to promote the program. He now has a script and is looking for Honors students to participate in this exciting project. Here's Jim's pitch:


Dear Honors Students,

For any of you who don't know me, I'm Jim Spena, junior, economics/finance major, I'm from Peculiar MO, and my favorite movie is Indiana Jones (just thought you'd like to meet me in typical orientation fashion). However, to the purpose of this email! I (along with the help of many of you) am producing an honors program movie that will not only hopefully serve as a promotional video that can be shown to incoming freshmen, but as something really fun and wildly entertaining for us students. The plan is to make a humorous short that tells the story of a day in the life of an honors student. We've got ideas to include everything from the excitement of exams, to the perils of assassins, to intramural dodgeball, to planning foriegn study, to Dr. Ackiss' english class, to the joys of service learning, to nertz at the Honor's Christmas party. BUT, we're looking for more possibilities and would love to hear your ideas. Anything that you feel is distinctly part of the MSSU honors program experience, whether it be a class or activity, or even something to do with interactions or personality quirks, whatever. Send in the ideas!

Also, we're looking for people to play various roles in the film. I've spoken to a couple of people, but we'd like to include as many as we can, so please make suggestions or volunteer. Several people in particular that I'd like to hear back from are Adam Stratton, Abbie Cooper, and Shelley Wolf, as primary roles in our nertz scene. Also Robbie Smith, I'll be calling on you for some film crew assistance. Some other roles that we'll need filled:

A cunning Assassin
7 to 8 members for an intermural dodgeball game
A student that eats breakfast with our hero (Mr. Will Lynch)
A librarian
3 students that pass Will on the way to class
Various extras at the Christmas Party, British Lit class, Test class, and in Will's dream.
Dr. Kluthe - yes, we want you to play yourself
Dr. Martinek - ditto

Of course, any great ideas that involve additional characters we will happily add.

Thanks everyone!

Contact: Jim Spena

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Honors British Literature For Spring of '07

Honors British Literature

Let The Adventure Begin!

Spring ‘07

From the heroic deeds of Beowulf, to the forbidden love of Lancelot and Guenivere, to the bawdy humor of The Wife of Bath, British Lit 271 has it all.

Learn to read, speak, and understand the greatest works of the greatest writers in the English tongue---Chaucer, Shakespeare, Spencer, Milton, and many more.

Enjoy access to one of the most extensive multimedia support websites available at MSSU.

Hear Dr. Martinek read dirty jokes in Middle English!

Sign up today---In the Honors Office or write the professor

Friday, October 27, 2006

Deadline For Bordertown Submissions





















Honors Senior Adam Stratton has an important message for all MSSU students:

I used to be a salesman of sorts, so here’s a try for old time sake to see if I’ve still got it:

Have you ever wanted to make a name for yourself? Have you been looking for a way to express yourself? Would you like to start something that could build into a career? Would you like to show your fellow students what you can do?

Well have we got a deal for you!

bordertown is a literary journal written by Southern students and alumni for Southern students and alumni. bordertown is the new name for the old Winged Lion, and we think that it is a better way to showcase our literary talent. bordertown is looking for your work. We are accepting submissions of poetry, prose, and creative non-fiction for our next issue. Each author can submit up to 5 poems and 3 prose pieces. Each prose piece is limited to 7,000 words. The due date is November 13.

With its inaugural issue bordertown tried to capture the history and feel of this area, and we plan to carry on that theme while adding some exciting things with this issue that will make it something our university can be proud to publish and you would be proud to have your work in. bordertown is a free publication and copies are scattered around campus. There are no fees to submit.

All Southern students and alumni are encouraged to submit their work. Submissions must be typed, and can be dropped off in Hearnes Hall room 300, or emailed as a Microsoft Word attachment to brown-j(at)mssu.edu

If you have any questions, please ask me or Dr. Brown, or look for the fliers posted all over campus, especially in Hearnes Hall.

Thank you
Adam Stratton
bordertown Production Manager

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Do Imaginary Numbers Exist?



















Freshman Brennan Robinson has decided to use his most recent blog post to prove that imaginary numbers exist. Please visit and leave your comments, especially those of you who get hot and bothered by stuff like this:

So, in relation, the multiplication of a complex number by i­­­­­­­­­­² results in a 180 degree rotation about the origin. Why? Because i­­­­­­­­­­²=-1, and when you multiply anything by -1 you get the opposite. So if you have 5, and you multiple it by -1, you get -5, which is a 180 degree rotation from 5. In the same way, the multiplication of a complex number by i4 results in a 360 degree rotation about the origin, because i4=1, and anything multiplied by 1 is itself. Since we’ve deduced this much, we can also say that i corresponds a 90 degree positive rotation (or counter-clockwise) and i³ corresponds a 270 positive rotation. If you still understand what I’m talking about, then this last part should be simple to understand. [! -- ed.]





Oh, and while we're on the subject, check out John Carr's post on "nerd humor" cartoons.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Tyler Brown on "The God of Technology: Destroyer of civility, morals, and personal relationships"

This year's Honors Forum classes are generating some of the most exciting and provocative blogging we've ever read from MSSU Honors students. Please take a moment to visit freshman Tyler Brown's wonderfully creative and thought-provoking entry on "The God of Technology," inspired by Neil Postman's book The End of Education.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Help Design the New EMS T-Shirt!




















EMS President Conrad Kelly has supplied T-shirt design template sheets for any member of the MSSU Honors Program who wishes to help design this year's EMS T-shirt. Please ask at the main desk for a copy that you can use to submit your design.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Capitalism --- Pro and Con




Honors Sophomore Patrick Beckett has a post on his blog announcing a new meeting of the MSSU Philosophy club that may interest many of our Honors students. The topic will be Capitalism and the session will consider arguments for and against it, as supplied by Honors Junior Kristiyan Hristov. Please see Patrick's post, or contact him to get a copy of the handouts so you can participate in this vital discussion.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The 2:00 Honors Forum Meta-Blog

As part of our efforts to incorporate blogging into all Honors Program activities, I have set up a separate "meta-blog" for the 2:00 pm Wednesday Honors Forum Class. This blog has a "front page" which I use and links to the blogs for all students in the class. There has been an explosion of passionate, thoughtful writing in this class and I want to share it with the rest of the students in the program, so please take a look at our main class blog and follow the links to the student blogs in the class. This is exciting stuff and we'd love to read your comments.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Beautiful Science

Junior Honors student Joshua Onuiri has finally written a blog post! Joshua just had to share an amazing online video called "The Inner Life of the Cell" produced by Harvard University. Visit Joshua's blog here, to get more information and the link to the video. Good work, Josh!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Kyle Kastler Checks in From Chile

Junior Honors student and Spanish major Kyle Kastler is studying Spanish at the University of the Americas in Santiago, Chile. He sent us the following postcard, which Ursula has scanned for the Meta-blog. Click on either picture for a magnified version.



Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Hayley Whitehead Reports From Cyprus
















Honors Sophomore Hayley Whitehead, who is spending the semester in Cyprus with fellow Honors Sophomore Sara Selbe, has a nice detailed post on her first impressions of the exotic island in the eastern Mediterranian.

Hayley is still dealing with the culture shock of seeing and experience a part of the world with so much ancient cultural heritiage:

We just got back from our trip to Athens, Rome, Florence, Pisa, Venice, and Milan. It's crazy to think that I was at all the places that I've read about for the majority of my life. Everything was magnificent. It was strange to find an ancient temple or monument on nearly every street corner instead of a Dollar General or Walmart!!! That's the thing that is probably most impressive about this trip is just the intense amount of cultural heritage. Everyone is very proud of where they came from and what their ancestors accomplished.


Read the rest of Hayley's post and follow her further adventures in this exciting part of the globe at her blog here.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Bowling Night Pix


























Morgan Cheoweth has some fun candid photos from the MSSU Honors Bowling night at her blog here. Anybody else? We'll be happy to link to them if you have them up. If you are still trying to figure out how to post your photos on your blog, see us or talk to one of the advanced bloggers who have already done it.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Honors Bowling Night










Hey gang! Don't forget that Honors EMS is sponsoring a special MSSU Honors bowling night on Monday, September 18th at 8:30. Meet at Carl Richards Bowling on N. Rangeline in Joplin (north of the campus, by the Webb City Border). We want to see some fun pictures that we can post here!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Show Us The Honey, Honey!
















We've been noticing some pretty sweet photos on the blogs wherein you guys show off your significant others/current squeezes. F'rinstance, Freshman Morgan Chenoweth posts just the cutest shot of her with dreamboat Ryan at a baseball game here. And Freshman Alexis Dollar introduces us to the dashing young Jordan here. Sophomore Amber Kodesh shows off her young family here. And then there's this lucky guy, with his gorgeous wife.

If you'd like to show off a photo of your honey on your blog, stop by for a demonstration on how to post a digital picture.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Alex Vassilev Stands Up For International Students



















Senior Honors student Alex Vassilev published a hard-hitting opinion piece in last week's issue of The Chart, questioning the commitment of MSSU to its international students. Alex, a native of Bulgaria, is concerned that MSSU is overlooking a precious resource in its efforts to promote itself as Missouri's "International University."

Here's a sample:

In every history class I have taken, the professors urged us to understand the importance of primary sources of information when gaining an accurate and objective picture of any past or present event. In reality, the internationals on campus not only bring rich and diverse cultures to this University but they also serve as active promoters of their countries to American students willing to take advantage of the international mission by participating in study abroad programs. Almost every international student attends one of the universities featured in these programs and hosts American students. By sharing their inside knowledge and experience with other Southern students, internationals can help eliminate or at least reduce culture shock and assist students in making sound decisions while abroad.
Read the entire opinion piece here. Add your comments to this post or e-mail Alex personally here.

Juggling Anyone?















"M.C. German Honors"---AKA Freshman Maurice Cramer is looking for people who would like to be part of a juggling club here at MSSU. No experience is necessary, according to MCGH. He'll teach anyone who wants to learn. See his blog post here for more details.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Abbie and Adam are Engaged!

















Congratulations to Honors Junior Abbie Cooper and Honors Senior Adam Stratton on their engagement. And you guys thought Dr. Ackiss was joking when he said that at least one of you would find your life-partner in this program!

Send your congratulations to Abbie here and Adam here.

Jessica Selby, "Miss Versatility"



Honors Junior Jessica Selby was featured in an article in the Branson Daily News entitled "Miss Versatility." Read all about how Jessica combines excellence in athletics (she was named MSSU female athlete of the year last year) with a well-rounded college life here.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Virtual Views of Oxford -- Online


Thanks to Dr. Ackiss for passing on the link to this incredible website which allows you to see a 360 degree view of practically every spot in and around Oxford. If you've never been there, it's a great way to preview the experience, if you have been there it will be a delightful stroll down memory lane----the Gates of Merton, the Turf Tavern, the Bodlien, Exeter, etc. etc.